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George W. Bush Impression Text

"Ah….Thank you for calling. My friends can not come to the phone right now because they are assisting me with some wire tapping projects. These will insure security, accurate intelligent reports, and we will know exactly what Oprah is up to. So leave a message and your phone number so we can listen in on your calls too."

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Jack Nicholson Impression Text

"This message is for you so listen up! First of I'd like to that you for calling, second of all, strop trying to guess where my friends are. Know this, wherever they are and whatever their doing they haven't invited you . So leave a message and make it a good one, maybe next time you'll be sitting in their living room with them screening a call like this one....comprende? "

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Michael Caine Impression Text

"Hello, thank you for calling. My friends are too busy to come to the phone right now, their too busy out target practicing with Master Wayne...AKA Batman. So Please leave a message at the beep, and once they acquire and destroy their target, they will return your call. It may take a while, that Spiderman chap is quite ellusive. "

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Dr. Phil Impression Text

"Thank you for calling. My friends can't come to the phone right now. I've sent them a special facility, to get some help. So as soon as they are released, they will give you a call. Now, I say leave a message, or your a looser, your a wack, buy my book, and get on track ."

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Silvester Stallone as Rocky with Mick - Mickey Mouse

"Yo Mick...Mickey! How do you turn this thing on? MM -It's on now Mr. Stallone. Yo, my friends are not home right now. They're out researching how to beat my next opponent for my upcoming movie, Rocky 25. This time I'm gonna fight something worse than Apollo Creed, stronger than Mr. T. .... MM - "Boy! What's that?" Back pain! MM- "Oh boy, I'll get the Ben Gay!" Leave a message at the beep....Mick before you use that stuff take off those gloves."

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Bill Clinton Impression Text

"Thanks for calling, I am answering the phone for my friends because it's the only job I could find. Last week Taco Bell let me go. I'll say it again, I did not take that last Chillupa, ....Leave a message at the beep. I have to go now, the Miss America Pageant is on! "

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Al Gore Impression Text

" Hello, This is Al Gore. I am answering the phone right now because my friends are out saving the environment. At my request they are reintroducing wolves into the open range of George W. Bush's ranch. I hop he gets to observe their natural bueaty up close on his next ride. If you do not leave a message, you could be contributing to global warming, so at the environmentally friendly tone leave your message. "

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George Bush Impression Text

" My fellow American, thank you for calling my friends. Feel free to leave a message, it wouldn't be prudent not to leave a message at this juncture. Read my lips, if you don't leave a message I'll have my wife Barbara, the clap on clap off lady, film a commercial in your bedroom!"

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Jimmy Carter Impression Text

" My fellow American, hi, how are ya? My friends are not able to take your call. they are helping my wife Rosalyn develop a new program called. Habitat For Insanity. It's allot like Habitat for Humanity only instead of building homes with doors and windows we put in bars to keep the insane people indoors. We are building one this week for Michael Jackson, we nicknamed it Never Again Land. Please leave a message at the beep, thank ya."

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Ronald Reagan Impression Text

" Well, hello. This is Ronald Reagan, my friends can't come to the phone right now because they went with Nancy to purchase china. I told them China is not for sale but they wouldn't listen. That's what happens when people have too much on their plate, they think they can buy a country. Leave a Message and perhaps they will get back to you before congress does."

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Tom Brokaw Impression Text

"Good evening we bring you this special report, the occupants of this house can not come to the phone right now because they are on special assignment in Washington. So please leave a detailed message at the tone and they will contact you upon their return. Stay tunned to NBC nightly news for more on this unfolding story. "

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Ted Koppel Impression Text

"Greetings this is Ted Koppel I'm answering the phone for my friends in exchange for a hair cut. In case you haven't noticed, it's thicker than the bureaucratic red tape in Washington. So leave your message at the beep if you dare."

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